Bill Burr Killing it on Letterman
Bill Killed it on Letterman Friday night. Missed it? Didn’t have your own 5 inch black and white portable TV? No worries, we got it all here.
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Bill recently taped a DVD in NYC. The great Punchline magazine was there with the scoop.
Read all about it from Jessica Agi here.
Greg Fitzsimmons on Hollywood Writer’s Strike
This just in, Greg Fitzsimmons is the man. From Greg’s Myspace Blog
The networks announced that they are launching nothing but Reality and Game Shows until the Strike is resolved. A friend from the Studios just faxed me a highly classified preview of what programs are being fast tracked into production for January:
1) “Surprise Funeral” A dead body is taken to a television studio and placed in a sealed coffin. The friends and family of the deceased are then invited to the studio not knowing who has died. The first person to guess who is in the coffin (No Peaking!) wins $50,000! You will see people frantically searching the room for loved ones only to be disappointed by locating them in the crowd. After an hour, the lid of the coffin springs open, the corpse pops up and the winner is crowned.
2) “Holey Cow!” A black curtain with a waist high hole hangs in the center of the stage. Male Contestants are told that on the other side of the hole is either their wife, Britney Spears or Livestock. 3 minutes into sodomizing the mystery opening the contestant must declare whom he believes he is inside of. Once answering, the curtain is pulled apart revealing who or what he is inside of. If the man was right, he gets $1,000,000. If he is wrong, he must stop fornicating and either:
-Go to jail for performing lewd acts with an animal
-Get divorced for having cheated on his wife with Brtiney Spears
-Go home with his wife to face the consequences of having been unable to recognize her vagina.
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Van Halen fever is spreading here. It all started when our #2 man Matthew flew to Chicago to see the new Van Halen. Then Monday Bill Burr talked about the L.A. Van Halen show on his podcast. Now Timmy from The Whitest Kids U’ Know is blogging about VH. Who’s next? This Guy?
Bill Burr has been referred to as the Hendrix of taking down hecklers. If this is true Joe Rogan has got to be at least Jimmy Page.
Check out this clip of Joe owning some woman in the crowd.
Bill Burr at Caroline’s 12/6-12/9
Bill Burr and Joe DeRosa will be at Caroline’s from December 6th through 9th. If you are in NYC go check it out. Bill and Joe’s monthly radio show Uninformed airs on XM.
A Google Image search for Bill Burr reveals the following pictures:
Hook ‘em Horns!
John Bon Elway?
Another Monday means another podcast from our favorite stand-up Bill Burr. Subscribe to Bill’s podcast at www.gcast.com/u/billburrpodcast/main.xml
A Recap:
1. “Vegas is the white trash Europe”
2. “If money were a crotch Vegas would be the equivalent of prostitution”
3. “This is not a cry for help”
In other news:
Bill Burr reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Stephen Lynch and Bill Burr at The Las Vegas Comedy Festival Saturday night!
If you’re in Vegas this Saturday (11/17) make sure you head out to Caesar’s, or as Bill Burr calls it ‘Caesah’s’, for the The Las Vegas Comedy Festival. Both Bill Burr and Stephen Lynch will be performing full sets.
The Las Vegas Comedy Festival Home Page
While you’re at it here are some free mp3s.
Stephen Lynch: Vanilla Ice Cream (from The Craig Machine)
Bill Burr: Downtown Six (from Emotionally Unavailable: Expanded Edition)
Stephen Lynch - “She Gotta Smile” on Carson Daly
Bill Burr on Letterman
Whitest Kids Season 2 to Premiere on IFC February 10th
The second season of The Whitest Kids U’ Know will premiere at their new home on IFC. The show will air completely uncensored! Ok, who’s excited?
IFC’s Whitest Kids U’ Know page.
Whitest Kids on What Are Records?
